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12:32am, cant sleep and bored out my mind, got work in 5 hours, heres a joke.

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
‘What's up?’ she asks.
‘I'm having a heart attack,’ cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, ‘Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!’

Poem about 5 little pumpkins?

Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate,
The first one said,
"Oh my, it's getting late."
The second one said,
"But we don't care."
The third one said,
"I see witches in the air."
The fourth one said,
"Let's run, and run, and run."
The fifth one said,
"Get ready for some fun."
Then whoosh went the wind,
and out went the lights,
And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight!

Happy halloween everyone :] have fun, stay off the drugs.

So yhhh the rest of this week i wont be on 12sky at all :[ mainly because me and some of my mates decided to go on a road trip to somewhere (not really sure where) but at the moment were on our way to london then we might just pass into france and maybe further. :3

So yeahh....been a while since ive actully been bothered writing one of these, but i thought as its been like weeks since i wrote last one.

But another reason for this random post is that ive just got my internet back and yeah my laptops acting up now so cant do anything else but go on websites :) so that means no 12sky, msn or anything else, soo yeah everythings great...oh and ive got my A level results on 20th August so yay, and well just trying to get everything sorted with ermm..my life >.>, so ill see ya when i see ya.

Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.

Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."

Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.

when you just lay there and start to ask these questions and think about stuff in your mind that you have never ever thought you'd think about

*side note lol if your not interested in reading a crap post lol press back o.o*

wellll whilst listening to this song -------> http://www.imeem.com/people/ZGpuAAK/music/qHH-fRAs/the-cribs-shoot-the-poets/

lol yess i had one of those moments...not to sound melodramatic(woah clever word)
Idk if u ever usually think about these stuff but i dont...
stuff like:
What is going to happen after you finish your 'education'?

o.o quite lovely isnt it?

Word said, hearts bled
All I am left with is my regret
I loved and Lost
And it is all my fault
She loves him now,
They took their vows
Because of my cowardice
She now is his
In anger and in fear
I held her not near
So she ran to him
He took her in
And now I am left with my regret
Because hearts bled by what was not said.

Im not emo.

Near-Birth Experience

This just happened tonight. I heard a woman moaning loudly outside our gate. I went out to investigate and there was a poor country woman sitting on the ground leaning against a tree. She was holding her big belly and groaning. Her little naked son was sitting nearby watching her. I thought "She's going to have that baby any second" and flagged down a passing tuk-tuk (a cart pulled by a motorbike) to take us to a hospital.

People might of heard this before but hey lets give it a shot :)

So there were two whales swimming round in the deep blue sea who were very, very bored. when they saw a fishing boat, one whale said to the other,
'Hey, ive got an idea for a laugh. Why dont we swim under the boat, blow water from our blow holes and flip the boat, just for a laugh'.
So they proceed to do this and swims back down laughing theyre flippers off.
then the first whale said 'hey i have an even better idea, now that the fisherman are in the water, why dont we swim back up and eat a few?'

lol k lets make this a quick one....

k soo a psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with 4 young mothers and their small children.
'You all have obsessions' the psychiatrist observed. The first mom, 'Lizzi' he said,
you are obsessed with eating and you even named your daughter candy'.
He turned to the second mom, 'Jenny, your obsession is with wealth and it shows in your childs name, Mercedes'.
He turned to the third mom, 'Pam your obsession is alcohol, this too shows in your childs name, Tequila'.

so i was walking home from college today, and where i live its near a park with loads trees and where animals roam free....when i got home i put my bag down and i noticed that my bag was slightly open so i went to zip it up cause i wasnt up to doing any essays...yet.

So a man walks into a costume party wearing only nothing but a pair of blue jeans..The host welcomes him in and looks at him and says 'What are you supposed to be?' The man replies 'I am a Premature Ejaculation'. 'Well..' says the host looking him over says 'how come your not wearing a shirt, shoes or anything else?' and the guest says 'Well I.....just came in my pants'

LOL.... -.-

Sooo stressful!

cba revising
Watching random Videos on youtube
Goin out and getting Drunk

Are these positive signs that im gonna pass any of my exams?

tune in 3 months later to find out, Thank you and good night

Cheese

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/Random Blog. Out

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

say stufff do u understand????????

an one more question to ask.......................... how did we ever discover talking?????
because if someone started talking how did other people know what they were saying/doing??????and like how did we discover words like 'hi' or 'bye' if knowone knew how to talk?????

how did we ever start writing books????? how did we start making films???? how did we start inventing stuff????? how did we start talking???????????
how do i kno what im saying right now is what i really want to say???

/Confusing

*tryed to post a pic but failed*

Love your mother, Lets all celebrate for what they did for us and look past the bad memeories , nothing lasts forever.

:)

[b]Oh, my mother isn't Irish
And my father isn't too,
But today I feel as Irish
As the really Irish do.

For today I wear a shamrock
That is green in every way
And though I am English!,
I am Irish -- for today![/b]

:)

P.S St. Patrick -- one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

Drink Up and Have Fun, Just another excuse to get off work/school